Bamforth postcard catalogue

Watching strip tease at the club every night

What - again you only came over ten minutes ago

Blimey, you haven't saved much for your retirement have you ?

Because of your recent illness Mr. Smith

It looks as thougfh our Joe's been here

3691 - You ought to ...

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT, JACK? SAME AS YOU, DEAR! IF YOU DO, I'LL SLAP YOUR FACE!

Blimey - Even his cigarettes are King Size

Now I know why they call you Mr. Softie

it's quite strongly made sir - In fact both miss Perkins and I have had several jumps on it

Constable can't you see my predicament, no lady your handbag is in the way

Aren't they gorgeous big men Fiona? ans I simply love their little cox!

I've never seen anything like it

Know the future - Enjoy the present

Private no picknickers

When we were courting you could n't get my tights off quick enough

And what can I do for you, Madam ?

Must tell you dear - Ralph's just had a marvellous big rise

What do you call the other one, love

There are some wonderful ceramic titles in that museum, Alf

Look Mummy - Daddy's balls have got little red spots on them

Just married

That's our honeymoon gone for a burton - The ruddy window cords broken

Is your wife's name Mary ?

He's got such a hard job as well - I don't know how he manages to keep it up

In the line marked 'Sex' you should have put 'Female' - not, four times a week

I expect your little Fanny has grown quite a bit since this photograph - Eh Mrs. Browne

Blimey - This is one wedding present that's going te be usefull

Does the climate here disagree with your wife, Sir ?

Maternity - Accident

My husband collapsed and died when he was getting a cabbage for our dinner

Nu ik toch in zee ben

Hello darling, I'm home early !

Just Find me a pair with 'GET LOST' on them

Where's the nearest boozer, lad ? - You're looking at him, mate

'Give me a pint of beer' 'You're under age - Do you want to get me in trouble ?'

Mummy - I'm sick of playing with dolls - I want to play with boys' things

Let's drink to the cock who makes love to the hen

Snap jij waarom ik dubbel heb moeten betalen ?

The ref's sending him off - He 's always kissing fellows who haven't scored

Another poor chap who doesn't know which way to turn

You're lucky it's onlyyour arm luv'

0515. Vrijwilligers voor !!

Now would you like to see Fred's mighty organ

I'm giving the kids a bath like you told me Missus but I had a job getting this red haired one undressed

Your slip is beginning to show Miss Jones

I'm sending a coup[le of lines, with love

Now just leave it all to us madam - I assure you Mr. Jones has it in hand

Not a drop, Bill - Must be 'cos it's after time

Private keep out

Daffodils are out Fred - Did they come out - Or were they called out

You say you had triplets Miss - Yes mister but I can't find the other two men

You're a very lucky woman Mrs. Brown

Go away - we haven't got any worms

Go slow 90% of motorists were caused through accidents

How about a volunteer to help miss Jones ?

I bet things do snap off easily in them frozen parts

Oh Albert - Look at it - It's all shrivelled up

I know that's the Queen Anne room, but have you a William the Conqueror room for young Alfie, mister ?

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